SYNOPSIS
A playground, where painful childhood memories linger. A ladder, to climb to greater heights, with promises of easy money. A late-night viewing of "Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam". Cal Slayton stars in this 5-minute endurance test that was shown at the Angelika Theater as part of the 2004 24-Hour Video Race (put on by the Video Association of Dallas). "You can have it", 'cause we don't want it.

VIDEO RACE REQUIREMENTS
Theme: Easy Money
Prop: Ladder
Line of dialogue: "You can have it"
Location: Playground

REVIEWS
"Five minutes long: check. Required theme, line of dialogue, and prop: check. Turned in before midnight: check. Sucks: check."
— Video Race Judge

"Awesome! Awesome!! AWESOME!!!!"
— Mentally disturbed man who only says, "Awesome!"

DIRECTOR'S COMMENTS
"Jeez, you think we would've at least gotten some credit for making the trip to Vegas and back so quickly."

STILLS