SYNOPSIS
In the great tradition of anthrax and SARS, Dog Food Productions' epic, "La Grande Salsiccia" ("The Big Sausage"), has finally been released to the public. Filmed on six continents and three planets, this is a sprawling tale of brotherhood, betrayal and seasoned, finely chopped pork stuffed into a prepared animal intestine. Although it was nearly disowned by director R. Strother when the original Italian soundtrack was scrapped in favor of an English-language dub, this remains Dog Food Productions' finest hour, yet still somehow their worst forty-five minutes.

REVIEWS
"A clasSICK! A MESS-ter-PIECE! Should be a big box-office WIENER! Um... okay, that's all I got."
— Billy, age 10

"Oh, I get it. Try to cover up for all your plot-holes, sloppy editing and general lack of coherence by claiming it's a foreign film. Good one."
— J. L. Godard

DIRECTOR'S COMMENTS
"The tux has come back from the cleaners, so the shoot is officially over. But if I could just get one more weekend..."

STILLS