We can only assume you're lost.

Why else would any self-respecting internet-surfing person navigate down to this end of the web? If you're not on any type of "watch list", you soon will be.

Well, now that you're here, let us tell you exactly what Dog Food Productions is. It's a group of guys who make independent films. Okay, independent movies. Well, low budget movies. Alright, alright, alright — cheap little flicks that are of little to no interest to anyone except us, our friends and our families. And that list gets shorter and shorter with every new film.

So take a look around, see what there is to see. And then meet with your pastor to discuss what you've done. He likes films too you know.