SYNOPSIS
Jimmy Ghio hates Christmas. The incessant, repetitive singing; the farcical and potentially hazardous "joy" that comes from stringing electric lights around a tree; the mandatory good will that one must display toward his bloated, eggnog-belching, sweater-wrapped fellow man -- this is the stuff of Jimmy's nightmares. All he wants on this particular Christmas is to sit back with a coffee and a smoke in blissful solitude. But, hark! Are those sleighbells he hears? No... just a couple of Dogfood idiots at the door to ruin his holiday. Typical.

REVIEWS
"All I can say is, Feliz Navidad! I've never seen anything like it!"
— Jose Feliciano

"Didn't care much for the storyline, directing, editing or acting... but I was impressed with the startlingly original and daring title of the film."
— F. F. Coppola

DIRECTOR'S COMMENTS
"Man, that Ghio's a whiner. Surely a little insect infestation never hurt anybody."

STILLS